Category: Movie Reviews

  • My Little Pony: The Movie – Review

    My Little Pony: The Movie – Review

    I recently watched My Little Pony: The Movie. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is my favourite episodic cartoon, surpassed only by flowing epics like Avatar: The Last Airbender and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. The characters are deep and complex, the setting is interesting, and the morals are—with the exception of some bad episodes—great.  It’s no…

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  • Why the Live-Action “Fullmetal Alchemist” Movie Is an Abomination

    Why the Live-Action “Fullmetal Alchemist” Movie Is an Abomination

    In my last article I reviewed a movie based on a manga I love.  The movie was an abomination.  I didn’t go into the details there because it would have taken too long, but here I will examine the first few minutes of the film.  Why only the first few minutes?  Because the rest of…

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  • “Fullmetal Alchemist” (2017) Movie Review

    “Fullmetal Alchemist” (2017) Movie Review

    Fullmetal Alchemist (2017) is a live-action movie based on a manga/anime epic.  I very much doubt I need elaborate, as the simple fact of its existence almost guarantees it to be awful.  That said, I will elaborate. The manga Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa is a masterpiece, as is the 2009 anime based on it…

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  • “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” Movie Review

    “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” Movie Review

    What can I even say about Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole? It was based on some great books, but sadly Zack Snyder directed it. All Snyder’s films are bad—only one even approaches being watchable—and this children’s film continues the trend. In my last review I praised Kathryn Lasky’s Guardians of Ga’Hoole series,…

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  • “Midori: Shōjo Tsubaki” Review

    “Midori: Shōjo Tsubaki” Review

    I promised at the end of my previous article that I’d review something worse than Violence Jack next, and today I will keep that promise.  But what could be worse than Violence Jack?  I present to you… Midori: Shōjo Tsubaki!   Midori was adapted from a manga by Maruo Suehiro titled “Shōjo Tsubaki” or “Mr. Arashi’s…

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  • “Death Note” (2017) Review

    “Death Note” (2017) Review

    I love Death Note, but this movie is not Death Note.  It may bear the title of “Death Note”, but it’s really not.  It doesn’t surprise me that this movie is bad.  I fully expected the American version of Death Note to be bad, but I didn’t expect it to be quite as terrible as…

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  • Five Terrible Film Scores

    Five Terrible Film Scores

    Think of any great movie you love; chances are it wouldn’t be half the film it is without the music that accompanies its amazing writing and performances.  The right music can amplify the emotions of a scene or change its meaning entirely.  Often it sets the tone for the film. Beyond that, a great score…

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  • Top 10 Worst Book-to-Film Adaptations

    Top 10 Worst Book-to-Film Adaptations

    There’s been some controversy concerning Peter Jackson’s adaptation of The Hobbit, with some criticizing decisions such as making a three-part movie, the addition of original background characters, and many even pettier complaints.  Some have even gone so far as to say that it “wasn’t very true to the source material,” despite staying far truer to…

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