After tackling a sensitive topic in my last review, I decided to finish work on what amounts more to a rant. You see, the original Ben 10 was a great show. It ended, I think, on a high note; I never wanted a bloody sequel—we got one, though. Ben 10: Alien Force is one of the worst spin-offs I’ve ever seen; despite not being as terrible as the likes of “Teen Titans Go,” Alien Force still fails at nearly everything. Basic character development, emotions, action, and so many other elements seem to be beyond the scope of Alien Force. Eight or ten episodes in (if I remember correctly) and I was bloody done.
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As I said in my last post, I am going to be live-tweeting my thoughts on Ralph Bakshi’s adaptation of The Lord of the Rings on Saturday the 14th at #lotr78. The live-tweeting will take place at 12:00PM Pacific Time, so make a note in your schedule if you’re interested. Also, to make sure you don’t miss it, you can follow me at @HM_Turnbull.
I look forward to sharing my thoughts on this movie with you! Expect more updates soon.
In September I live-tweeted my thoughts on the Rankin/Bass adaptation of The Hobbit. In October I posted my full review, and on no other article have I ever worked harder. I’ve said before that I will do the same with the rest of the makeshift cartoon trilogy—first Ralph Bakshi’s adaptation of the first half of The Lord of the Rings, then Rankin/Bass’s attempt at the final third: The Return of the King. I’ve got another review scheduled for the tenth, and then next Saturday I’m going to watch Bakshi’s “The Lord of the Rings” and live-tweet my thoughts at #lotr78.
I apologize that I don’t have an exact time of day planned yet, but I’ll post an update on my website and all relevant social-media when I know more. To make sure you don’t miss the live-tweeting, you can follow me on Twitter at @HM_Turnbull.
I recently decided that, just for the fun of seeing what would happen, I’d randomly decide on an anime I’d never heard of and watch it from start to finish. Unfortunately, it didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped. I mean, I do have quite a lot to say about it, but the show itself wasn’t especially good.
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In the first article I ever wrote for this site, I reviewed a 1966 cartoon loosely derived from The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien. Now, this cartoon was actually calculated to be as faithless an adaptation as possible for use as a tool of blackmail, and this eventually led to the existence of a second attempt to adapt The Hobbit to the screen eleven years later, this time by Rankin/Bass, a studio famous for its holiday specials. Many of their other works are really good, but they’re really out of their league here. This, along with two later cartoons, are often considered to make up a sort of half-formed trilogy, and I’ll eventually get around to reviewing the other two.
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I’ve been working harder on my review of the Rankin/Bass Hobbit cartoon than I have on any other article on the site so far. I’d just like to announce that the review will be ready within the next few days. The wait is almost over!
Happy October to everyone who isn’t reviewing a bloody awful ’70s cartoon! If you’ve been following me on Twitter, you might have heard that I didn’t get much sleep last night. This is because the review I’m working on has been the most intense and time-consuming review I’ve written. To make things worse, a street-lamp turned on outside my window just as I was ready to go to sleep. I’ve been working almost non-stop on getting the review done as soon as possible so you can read my thoughts on that cartoon. Luckily, I’ve gotten some better blinds for my window, and I expect I’ll have the article ready sometime in the next week.
In the meantime, please enjoy the highlights of my live-tweeting event…
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After I reviewed The Nutshack, one of the worst cartoons of all time, I said I’d talk about a good cartoon in my next review. There are so many great cartoons that it’s taken me quite a long time to decide which of them I should discuss first. My first thought was to talk about my favourite cartoon airing today, but reviewing that would require more context than I wanted to give in this article. Therefore I decided to start by reviewing my favourite cartoon—my favourite show, in fact—of all time!
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I hate this cartoon. I hate it! Let’s get that out of the way. I knew I wouldn’t want to watch this more than once so I decided to write this review while watching this abomination of a cartoon. If you’ve no aversion to profuse swearing, then you’re welcome to read the uncensored version.
It starts with a horrible rap theme that makes me want to slit my wrists. I can’t distinguish the lyrics over the abhorrent instrumentation, but I can tell they’re bloody horrible! I loathe this show! I’ve only seen the title sequence, but I already hate everything to do with this show! It just drones on, saying, “It’s the—nutshack!” over and over, punctuated by an insufferably high-pitched voice shouting “oh, yeah!” among other things. Then it gets to the rap portion, and I generally can’t stand rap, but this takes it to a whole new low. I can’t understand any of the lyrics other than “take—take a breavah—in my lungs—I got grapes…” Screw this show.
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I’d heard this cartoon was bad. I’d heard it was just another stupid adult cartoon trying to pander to the same audience as Allen Gregory, Mr. Pickles, or King Star King. Having actually watched it, I can honestly say that Brickleberry makes Allen Gregory look like Rick and Morty in terms of quality!
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