In my last post concerning A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin, I reviewed the prologue. In today’s post, I shall review the first chapter. Surprisingly, there’s actually one line of dialogue I like in this chapter. Unsurprisingly, however, there is only one line I like.
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In my first article on the subject of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire series, I mentioned that after subjecting my eyes to the ugliest map ever rendered, the first volume began with a prologue. One of the first things you learn about writing a book is that your first paragraph has to entice the reader. The prologue is a book’s first impression; it’s essentially the story putting its best foot forward. After hearing fans expound upon his “gripping prose” and “realistic characters,” I hadn’t expected the writing to be so blatantly inept. In this post, I will go into some detail on what makes the story’s first impression so unbelievably dull.
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A great deal of what I’ve written thus far has been in preparation for this review. Unfortunately for me, its subject cannot be properly critiqued in a single article. For quite a while I was at a loss for how to start this review, and no part of this has been easy.
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The name Twilight applies to a lot of things, and to avoid confusing some laughable teen-vampire-romance with the main character of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I now always refer to Stephanie Meyer’s work as “The Twilight Saga” so as not to associate it with any good work of high-fantasy. There’s also an owl with that name in Kathryn Lasky’s Guardians of Ga’Hoole series, and I’ve heard there’s also one in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (and who knows how many other stories).
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